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It looks cheesy and their trying to seel sex
Let's make this very clear: at Sexy Wine Bomb we neither endorse nor condone seal sex.
I think it's more for females than males.
Or as we like to say, it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
"Drink this and you'll feel sexy." "Drink this and people will think you're sexy." "Drink this and lose more self-esteem."
Hell yea--uh--wait...we were totally with you until that third quote.
Sexist, cheap, generic, boring, 2 buck chunk
Chunk? Must you bring The Goonies into this?
It's got an inappropriate label. I know wine is for the older crowd, but kids would still see that, and I don't approve.
Your kids drink wine?
The brand looks cheap. It is not the type of label you see commonly on wine.
Exactly!
I don't think it will appear to serious wine drinkers...it seems to be more of a gag gift, even if the wine is incredible, due to the bottle.
Actually we can pretty much guarantee it will appear to all wine drinkers...unless they are blind, in which case the label probably won't bother them one bit.
I would like it in white and zinfidel.
Cool suggestion, although we are more partial to Che Guevara.
Red wine is good, and well liked by my coterie.
No way, you have a coterie? Luck-ky!
Reminds me of James Bond
Her skirt is shorter.
I don't like the word "SEXY"..please eliminate that from the label
No problem. And when we release our next blend, "School Marm" you'll be at the top of our release list.
I think it fun!
We think you fun!
Sounds like a Coca-Cola wine product.
Funny...we originally started with "Sexy Coke Bomb" but people got the wrong idea.
It looks active and approachable.
Like a Labrador puppy.
I would want to know what blends are in it and a description of the taste, terrier and such. But it sounds good!!!
Terrier? No no, I said LABRADOR.
Seems like a real head turner, sounds like they like to have fun.
Head turner is right...we like to call it "the Linda Blair of table wines".
I think it has good keywords and it entices people.
Precisely why we didn't call it "Ugly Poison Bomb."
Going off the looks i'd think it wouldn't suit my tastebuds.
You suit your tastebuds?
You might want to appeal the ladies, dont want to buy a bottle of wine with a women on it.
If it helps we could draw a penis on her for you...
Fruity fun and easy.
Just like Ricky Martin!
Is a brand that is just for red wine, nothing else
Well crap, we'll have to shelf our plans for the line of auto parts.
It would make a sweet gift and a great conversation piece! Woohoo! One of those bottles you almost don't want to open, but keep stacked to amuse people on the wine rack. Now I want to taste it to make sure it is worth buying again.
Mom, you are embarassing me...how did you get into our survey??
I have never had it.
You have a great personality...don't worry, you WILL meet the right person someday.
The name kinda sucks and is somewhat of a turn off.. blends aren't that great either
I know, those Bordeauxs...I don't know what they are thinking sometimes in that crazy France.
It is cool and sexxy
Right on, two exes! What do we have to do for three?
We are borg.
Note to survey company: NO MORE TREKKIES.
I like the name but the silloutte of a skinny chic doesn't do it for me.
Ok Shallow Hal.
na
There is absolutely no sodium in Sexy Wine Bomb.
New excited but labe desigb is all wrong.
What the...? I'll have you know I have a DOCTORATE degreee in labe desigb!
It would be fun to show it to other people.
Um...you aren't wearing a trench coat are you?
NO
Your survey says "no" but your eyes say "YES!"
Thrashy
Well loved by skaters everywhere.
It would make me feel like a chic, sophisticated woman.
That's cool...unless you're a guy.
I like everything about it except the "blends have more fun". Obviously people think of blondes have more fun and this could potentially throw people off. Being a natural brunette myself, I would think twice about buying this wine.
Hydrogen peroxide: $1.25 at Walgreens.
Looks Fake
You caught us...it's blood.
I think it's silly. What makes it a bomb?
Gunpowder, duh!
The logo alone would make me turn and run.
...to the store to buy some?
Is it a feminine brand?
Yep. It has wings.
IT looks ok.
Thanks, we'll tell our system admin.
I didn't like this label, it makes me think of some dumb beer comercial with half naked people.
Agreed. The best people are fully-naked.
I like the name but don't really like the picture. I think it can come across wrong.
You are right, people might think it's a pretty girl holding a wine bottle.
Not something for adults.
True...and children are a totally un-leveraged wine market.
Sexy Wine Bomb
Very good! Now let's try "Gewurtztraminer." Say it with me now...
Hate the name. Hate the lable. I think this is just a ploy to get men to drink wine.
And we woulda gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddlin' kids.
Look so good, make me feel so cool
We love you long time.
It looks like it is made for woman who want to have a good time.
Like your mom?
Its okay....I'm not a big red wine person. I like the white or more fruity wines
Ok big fruity white person.
I think it is sexy and fun. iw oudl buy it as long as they had a white version a swell.
Gee we think you're swell too!
I like the ones with more red in the lable.
Honey, if we put more red in the label it would look like the Chinese flag.
I don't think much of it. I don't care for the label. It comes across to make a woman feel like a piece of meat.
...but in a good way?
It catches my eye and draws me to it.
It draws you to your eye?
Well i dont know anything about the brand but from the label i think i would like to try it. it gives me the impression that anything *wink *wink can happen after you drink this wine.
Wait! You didn't leave your phone number! *wink *wink
Attractive label but it is not appropriate for a wine.
Ok how about...Sexy Wine Cupcakes?
What does sex have to do with wine?
Besides...everything?
The chick on the bottle is the bomb.
Actually the big round thing is the bomb, but good try.
How can wine be sexy?
How can it not be?
Love the label, need to taste.
The label tastes pretty bland & paper-y, don't get your hopes up.
I like the logo, seems like a wine guys would buy girls to get them drunk.
As opposed to the other kind of wine?
I like the girl on the bomb man.
Whoa, that is one fat man.
Seems rediculous
Kind of like your spelling?
It looks like a bottle of liquor or something.
Umm...it is.
Alcohol doesn't need sex to sell it.
Maybe not, but sex often needs alcohol.
It seems to be fimnish
You mean...from Fimland?
A wine for women to let loose and have a good night. Not really a wine you would sit at home and have a glass of before bed.
You drink wine before bed?
I am not a fan of using sex to see products.
Actually that's a good thing, because that would probably get you kicked out of the grocery store.
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