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Be more classy. It's wine, ya know?
We know.
As a male, it appeals to me because it lets the mind fill in the rest of the image.
Dude, these are tip-and-strip labels. Just pour and watch what happens.
It looks like you are buying it to go get laid which isnt bad except it looks desperate. Imagine a girl seeing the wine, what do you say the reason you bought it for was?
May we suggest: "I bought it because I think she looks like you, but not as hot." Works every time.
I like it, cool, trendy, hip, and skewed for the mature individual.
Kind of like…Depends?
Somehow it sounds like a date kind of wine, but I'm not sure how the date would react to the sexyness.
A good date will respond well to the sexyness.
I'd probably buy it to give to my gay friends! The black one with the red dress is the best!
We hope your gay black best friend in the red dress likes it.
Something well
Wishing? Oil? Living? Help us out here, man.
Get hot.
Will do, going to hit the gym now.
I like the name and pitchture on the bottle.
Damn, we didn't even notice the pitchture on the bottle, but we're glad you like it.
Too loose for me
Gotcha, we'll tighten things up.
It looks like every other brand out there
Every other ass-kicking brand that wallows in awesomeness, perhaps.
Chardinney
My god, what a remarkable adjective: Try new Sexy Wine Bomb – it's Chardinney!
Don't like the advertising
Neither do we, we think it kind of ruins the sports. That's why we don't use the google either.
It looks ok, not very ellegent
Did you mean "intelliegent"? My guess is no.
I'm ready to try anything with a half naked lady
Truer words were never spoken.
I would buy it as a sick joke. the name is offensive and i would give it to someone I don't like
Save your money and wait for our next release: "Go F*ck Yourself Syrah"
It sounds homemade.
No no, that's our sister brand Sexy Moonshine Bomb.
I would rather buy wine for the taste than be tittilated by the label.
Your spelling is making us titter.
I go by taste, but I would give it a try if the price was right or someone said it was good.
It's good. Now go try it.
It appears to be a feeble attempt to appeal to one's (hopeful) sexuality.
Hey, it's really mean to mock someone's hopeful sexuality.
I'm a man.
Let me guess…you make a rich woman beg, and a good woman steal?
Asa gay man, this logo really doesn't appeal to me or make me want to buy the wine.
Asa, Gay Man. Son of Ragnarr and Valeria, Straight People.
I love it!! My name is Heather so people call me h-bom and I also happen to love mud flap type sillouettes! Also, it looks like the album cover/CD of Frankie Bones. Red wine is my favorite too.
H-bom, I think you just became our new best friend.
You might as well call the wine Slutty Wine Bomb because that is what it looks like they are portraying.
And you m'am, just became our second best friend.
Chessy pickup line
No, a chessy pickup line would be something like: Is it hot in here or did you just move your rook to queen's six?
I think that the label itself does not really appeal to the heterosexual woman.
New slogan: 4 out of 5 lesbians recommend Sexy Wine Bomb to their friends who drink wine.
It seems a bit like a bargain brand, but I suppose it depends on your target range.
It's the Sonoma County Rod & Gun Club…but what does that have to do with our pricing?
The logo is just no a good representation of wine.
Kind of like your comment being no a good representation of English?
This is better suited on a frat boys baseball hat.
I'm sure some will end up there eventually. And if they don't behave, on their faces and shirts too.
Looks like a fun product. Amusing
We amuse you? Like a clown??
This isn't the type of wine you would drink in a 4 or 5 star restaurant.
…unless it had a drive-thru.
Think it's creative and very fun, perhaps trying to appeal to the younger generation of wine-os
Wine OS 9.8 was pretty good, but I hear Wine OSx is going to totally kick ass.
Very ugly labele for wine.
We're totally gonna tell Patti you said that.
I think the name is cute but the graphic is too literal.
Please, whatever you do…DO NOT take this graphic literally. Putting a pretty girl with a glass bottle on a giant bomb and lighting the fuse is a very, very bad idea.
It doesn't instill confidence that the wine would be good - makes me think it would be overpoweringly fruity, completely unsubtle, and everything that's wrong with California reds.
Actually you are correct, this wine indeed epitomizes everything that's wrong with California reds. It's awesome, inexpensive, and magically delicious.
Seems a little gymicky
It's so fine it blows your mind – gy-micky!
It looks like something you would only drink in college.
We tried that but we kept getting kicked out of the lecture halls.
Fun label but wine is suspect
Well done! The wine killed Col. Mustard in the library with a lead pipe.
Probably would be popular with college girls
A goal we can all aspire to.
Not bad, hopefully more substance than style
If we had that much substance we'd need a bigger bottle.
Should of been giving more details.
36-24-36, likes long walks on the beach, turn offs include smokers, rude people…
Not sure the wine doesn't sound all that appealing
Correct, the wine sounds kind of sloshy and drippy.
It is clever and grabs my attentions.
Hey, we'd never grab your attentions (without permission).
Its looks cheap and boring, it looks as if it is meant for a prostitue or a drunk, it appears to be tasteless, dull, bland and cheap
Seriously, you really need to meet a better class of prostitutes and drunks.
I'm not sure if the name is appealing to those who would noramally drink wine. wine says ellegance to me it says sexy don't write it on the bottle
Fair enough, but would you pledge ellegance?
Petty risque
She's a good girl, loves her mama.
It is really attractive and full of temptation.
But will it deliver you from evil? Amen!
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