First a confession
We find most wine descriptions to -- well, frankly kind of suck. How do you describe wine without sounding like the good parts of a bad romance novel?
So here's what we can tell you...
The Red Blend
Sexy Wine Bomb "Blends Have More Fun" red blend is a California wine that we find to have flavors of warm, juicy red plums, baked cherry spice and cherry cola layered with vanilla and butterscotch. It's got layers of complexity provided by nearly two years of oak aging and precise blending of quality Mendocino County fruit.
The blend includes:
• Merlot: 38%
• Zinfandel: 38%
• Syrah: 23%
• Petite Sirah: less than 1%
The White Blend
In Sexy Wine Bomb White you shall find a tantalizing hint of sweetness with flavors of nectarine, tangerine, melon and ripe, juicy peaches just shaken from the tree. We find that just like sweet revenge: SWB White is best served cold. Tank-aged to preserve the fruit, its excellent acidity means it makes a perfect dinner companion. Try it with fried chicken and you may weep with joy.
The blend includes:
- 50% Chardonnay
- 30% Sauvignon Blanc
- 10% Muscat
- 3% Gewürztraminer
- 3% Marsanne
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Now here's what we can't tell you...
Sexy Wine Bomb "Blends Have More Fun" is like a wine tasting weekend in Napa, with one full day devoted to the spa, followed by dinner at French Laundry, and the next day you wake to find that you have no hangover and you lost ten pounds.
Discovering Sexy Wine Bomb BHMF is like going on a third date and realizing that the person you are with is not only great looking, but also not the slightest bit creepy.
Uncorking BHMF feels like a Friday afternoon just before a 3-day weekend, when you stop thinking about work and start Facebooking your friends to decide where to go for dinner.
Finally, we can't tell you that BHMF makes you more more attractive, far wittier and a full 98% more awesome.
So what are you waiting for? Get some
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